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How to get a sore neck!

  • Slump a lot
  • Let your head poke forward so your neck has to work really hard all the time
  • Sit cross legged
  • Slump even more
  • Get angry and stressed
  • Worry a lot, definitely sweat the small stuff
  • Hold onto ‘stuff’ and worry about the past
  • Keep your hands in your pockets when you are walking
  • Definitely don’t let your arms swing
  • Carry a heavy bag on one shoulder
  • Keep your tongue clamped to the roof of your mouth
  • Shallow breathe
  • Worry about the future
  • Don’t stretch
  • Develop habits of self judgement and fearful thinking
  • Have absolutely no knowledge of how the body balances
  • Try to sit up straight and have good posture
  • Do not become aware or gain self knowledge!

 

If you follow these instructions you should get a sore neck and more! Good luck!

 

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